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Haley said something very funny the other morning, I mean night, now I can't remember what it is. Man it's going to bug me all night now, or morning I should say. In a couple of hours it will be night to me, but definitely morning to a lot of you, so I bid you a good morning, unless it's night, who knows anymore. Doesn't it seem like one day just kind of moves into the next day until one day you have a day off, but your really not off, before you know it your back at work and you wonder "was I really off to begin with"?
what was it she said? Holy crap it was so funny, I was going to tell Em about it when she got home from her first young women's outing, but after hearing about her fun filled evening I totally spaced telling her and now for the life of me I can't remember, but believe me if you heard it, you would definitely be laughing. (I am just thinking about it and I don't even remember what it was to begin with, that's how funny it was). Now I know most of you are thinking "will he remember by the end of this", I hope so.
I remember that it had something to do with taking a word out of context, and saying ""something or other. Ok, I do remember that I had asked her something and she had twisted it around and made it something totally different, it was pretty funny!
Just wanted to share that with you, Haley always makes me laugh, just wish I knew about what.
Just now one of my operators came in and I said "I'm glad your hair", I meant here, but said hair. I had just noticed he had gotten a hair cut, so I said "I mean I'm glad your hear, your hair isn't here, but it was, for some reason its not now".
I'm so tired right now, I should just stop typing and go get some fresh air and a coke, 2 hours to go, enjoy your day all, maybe I'll publish another post sooner then later.